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cuttieswithallyourlies:

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what a nice day today

This is terrifying.

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cuttieswithallyourlies:

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what a nice day today

This is terrifying.

imaginebucky:

imagine bucky and steve taking shots of like 100 proof vodka and trying to get DRUNK and steve is totally unaffected but after the 20th shot or something bucky is drunk as fuck and he looks at steve really seriously (while swaying slightly in his chair) and steve is kind of…

pemsylvania:

laughsoharf:

pemsylvania:

I put so many pop rocks in my mouth at once I thought there were fireworks going off or something

was your thought process like “wait did I put fireworks in my mouth instead of pop rocks again” or what

I am not a clever person

a man could not always be where he belonged, though.

geekishchic:

This is how you know they’re actually brothers.

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

Matt Bomer and Mark Ruffalo in Larry Kramer’s The Normal Heart

when it’s too much even for your own standards

3.21/4.02
  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

buckyxbarnes:

mcu meme - 4/8 characters;  sam wilson.

Captain America needs my help. There’s no better reason to get back in.