we are what we pretend to be.



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allantruong:

we’re laughing but we’re also dead inside




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stephhloveeee:

kayleesprettypinkdress:

iwillhalloweenyou:

illusionsarearoundme:

adamagedgood:

Easy A is too funny to cope

This film is the best omg

Every time she says she has a complete lack of allure I laugh and then cry because Emma Stone.

this is our generations high school movie

Fucking love this movie




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nine days of brooklyn nine-nine day 3: favorite male character: Terry Jeffords
"He’s so strong but so gentle. He’s like an enormous, muscular Ellen DeGeneres."




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Alright, fill me in, tell me everything I missed.
Won’t take long, only three things happened.




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literallyrad:

why do we never talk about the fact that one direction was on icarly and they replaced harry with gibby




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a-little-bi-furious:

Has anybody thought about the PDS youtube community though?

Sure you’ve got your extremist stuff, but I’ll bet you the top videos would be something like:

"tutorial: applying coverup makeup"

"shit non-risen people say to PDS sufferers"

"PDS jackass stunts"

"tips on pretending to eat"

"queer pds girls looking for queer pds girls"

"sorry for vlog hiatus I died"

"how to pass as living in job interviews"

"watch jack eat his own leg"




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Song Meme | Christopher Summers |  Ace Hood — "Bugatti"



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mistitled:

*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*




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alchemist-ignoramus:

kel-s-d:

jenitals-:

"What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?"

Yes pls omg

im geekin

headcanon accepted




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emboars:

a cool and tough introduction survey:

  • name: kate
  • your catchphrase:  fuck off grasshopper
  • fav emoji/emoticon: :3
  • favorite color scheme: autumn stuff
  • favorite type of monster-person: ghosts and shit
  • something real cool that you can do: constantly be right about pretty much everything idk
  • a song you want to share with your followers: rasputin - the boney m
  • top 3 characters of all time: hermione, algernon from importance of being ernest, teviar from fiddler on the roof
  • what pets do you have: cats
  • your hogwarts house: hufflepuffle
  • favorite pokemon: charizard



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onemoreposter:

Captain America - The Winter Soldier




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whisperedgalaxies
Re: Swearing in America We don't have the most variation in our swearing, whereas a lot of other languages have swears that capture more levels of intensity that just doesn't translate. The interesting thing about "fuck" though is it is just so flexible (in american dialects). You can use it as nearly every part of speech. As a result, however, we don't use much else. As a reader from America, the use of swears in American Gods sounded very natural to me. -A linguistics major

neil-gaiman:

kaerya:

neil-gaiman:

I agree. The glory of fuck is all the things you can do with it and all the things it can do. It’s an unbefuckinglievably useful swear word (used just there as an expletive infixation). 

Except that “unbefuckinglievably” is actually is actually a really unusual form of that particular infix—to such an extent, that most English speakers would think it was wrong if they heard it said out loud.  The version usually heard is “unfuckingbelievably.”  There are a bunch of theories why this is (morpheme boundaries, prosody, stress patterns), but whatever rule it follows does seem to actually be pretty strict.

Seriously.  Say the first out loud.  It just doesn’t work.

Well, lots of people use it. Here are the Wiktionary citations for Unbefuckinglievable and its variants. 

Fuck, I love the internet sometimes. Goodnight.


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